Monday, May 21, 2012

I Paid My Debt Off At The Petrol Station Today


i went to the petrol station and filled my tank, but then discovered my card was missing, so they said just pay for it tomorrow, cos i said i knew it was in my room. days later i still hadn't found it, and i went into the bank and they said, "oh call this guy, he has it", and he was a plumber working just down from my house, so i went and picked it up from him, and he said ' i picked it up in the carpark at midnight, did you get raped??" and i was like wtf no, you shouldnt ask questions you dont want to hear the answer to, and he was like you shouldnt just keep your cards in your pocket.
besides, i was trying to portray venus, who is unrapeable because she is so into everyone anyway. 

so i went back to the petrol station and bought more petrol as well, and my card declined me though it was full of money, it was full of tire marks too. i bet it fell out my pocket when i got my keys out to drive home and then i backed over it.

i went to the bank and they fixed it for me. back at the petrol station for the third time they made a big deal out of it and said i looked really stressed the last time they saw me and was i alright now. a question that threw me into incapacitating self-consciousness.



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